More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
Everyone: Have you seen Calum Hood's leaks? He has a long d***k
Everyone: Thank's to Dylan Sprouse's leaked nudes, we now know he's all grown up...literally;)
Everyone: Damn! I would love to see Zac Efron's leaked photos!
*photos of Jennifer Lawrence get leaked*
Everyone: Ohmygod! Why would someone leak her photos! We all need to respect her privacy! She's a human being and she doesn't deserve this.
I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.
LB, A Few Things About Love (via dangervvank)