frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

(via unescapable)

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via unescapable)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via callmeleila)

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

(via cramp)