In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god
hey someone told me you remind them of an owl
I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:
Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!
Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.
When I added this to my queue originally, it had FOURTEEN notes.
HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME